Most pastors don’t have nearly enough crosses in their lives. If you really want to do it right, throw in a pair of birkenstocks, a toga, and a crown of thorns. Especially cake shaped like a vaguely religious looking book. Make sure to personally deliver it to the pastor’s house at an inconvenient time (which would pretty much be at any hour).Īnytime you can give a pastor a framed saying that feeds into the inherent Messiah complex, you’ve done a good deed. What pastor wouldn’t want a mini-pulpit with a cheesy poem on it to place on his or her bookcase next to the copy of Rabbi Friedman’s “Generation to Generation?” It’s also fun to preach to stuffed animals using sock puppets.Įvery pastor loves cake. It would likely make up for all the trophies he didn’t win in elementary school and give him new-found confidence in his pastoral abilities. If you really want to impress your pastor and guarantee your name is written in the Book of Life, you’ll purchase at least one of these thoughtful gifts.Īny pastor would be proud to display this appreciation plaque in his office.
In a word, it will be epic.Īs a public service to grateful parishioners, I’ve scoured the internet for Pastor Appreciation Month gift suggestions. Just imagine: the gratitude, the thanks, the affirmation that I will receive this month.
Clergy, on the other hand, get ONE WHOLE MONTH!! I’ve never been more excited for a month to arrive, even when Bryna was eight months pregnant with our first-born. Mothers, grandparents, and even Jesus on his birthday get only a single 24-hour period to be celebrated. I was recently thrilled to discover that October is Pastor Appreciation Month. Pastor Appreciation Month! Posted: Octo| Author: Father Tim | Filed under: Church Humor | 5 Comments
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